Magic Beans:
My Adventures In Cryptocurrencies

A very wise man named Jason Arnold advised me not to buy any BitCoins.

The Story of Jack and the Beanstalk

Jack is a young, poor boy living with his widowed mother and a dairy cow, on a farm cottage. The cow's milk was their only source of income. When the cow stops giving milk, Jack's mother tells him to take her to the market to be sold. On the way, Jack meets a bean dealer who offers magic beans in exchange for the cow, and Jack makes the trade. When he arrives home without any money, his mother becomes angry and disenchanted, throws the beans on the ground, and sends Jack to bed without dinner.
-- Wikipedia

A very wise man named Jason Arnold advised me not to buy any BitCoins.

An even wiser man named Stefan Youngs asked me to tell him of my experiences with BitCoins.

What I returned home with was a handful of magic beans.

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One Must Not Trifle With Wizards For It Makes Us Soggy And Hard To Light